REMEMBER WHEN I PHOTOSHOPPED MY HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF TEXAS?
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
G I V E A W A Y !
I’m giving away my American Flag Jeans!
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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
how the fuck did i get here
Before it was just high res, but now we’ve got the SUPER HIGH RES!
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
“Average guitarist, mediocre singer, wedding speech expert, 1/4 of that band Mcfly, part time sumo wrestler, hoping to be the 1st man on Mars.”